HAVEN'T RANTED FOR LIKE DAMN LONG. YES GONNA RANT NOW!
1. Saw this ang moh girl at subway(pronounced Tubway by bobo) today. She's got this HUGE pair of tits. Fucking huge.And she's not the big sized kind of girl somemore. I swear, they're melon sized. And she wore this LOW-cut pink shirt, sleeveless. Omfg, MY EYES. Like Grand Canyon sized Cleavage "furrow" ( haha bio.) Damn ang mohs and their big stuff.
2. Wad's wif ppl and age?! Huh?! So wad if Bobo looks 21 but acts 5?! it's my life, not urs. Fuck. Well this "immature" girl's bitchin' bout ya now, happy? :D
3. Mah eyes are almond shaped. Shuddup. Call them small and you'll receive 6 thank you very much HARD whackSsSs from me. :D
4. I hate Kuay Teows that are too wet. They're just GER-ROSS. Like slimy and yucks. And like so damn salty cuz too much sauce. Den den u slap the kuay teows down there's this PIAT sound. yucks. Stupid uncles, dunno hw to put less sauce and fry longer so e sauce dries? -.-
5. Any further insults and u'll be like the monkey in my prev prev post. SHIOKNESS of having 2 alien objects stuffed up ur nose, up ur brain AND STIR STIR before digging out e brain. :D
Edit: I have NO idea why couples have to call each other baby. There's like so many babies out there..
-May Bo-
♥ 12:32 AM