Today.. damn funny..

Male customer *ordered blah and blah* den started asking me stuff
A: are u "temping" here?
Me: huh wad temping?? OH! temp.. ya haha..
A: oh, cuz ur too bright(as in cheerful i think) to be wasted on such a place
Me: haha u wanna hire me?
A: haha no la, i'm not boss, can't hire ppl.. u how old?
me: 18, going 19 :)
A: oh.. U know huh, my son! 15 years old already, still not interested in girls!
Me: haha ok.. he'll be interested when he gets a little older, dun worry. so, u noe if e person wans e bread toasted wif cheese? (cuz somebody on e phone was smsing him bout e bread and stuff)
A: aiya, u wait huh I call him. When I was his age, I already had a gf! He does'nt even want to look at girls now! I'm afraid he'll turn gay..
*starts dialling and passes me the phone* my son..
Me: er.. hello, u wan ur bread toasted wif cheese?
son: ya.
A: haha my son very shy, dun dare talk to girls.. U interested in him?
Me: errrrrr
A: HAHAHAHA jk only la, dun look so panicked.

Female cust whom I havent seen in a LONG time, regular cust.
B: Hi dear! how are u? long time no see!
Me: haha I'm fine.. Wad bout u?
B: I'm fine too! wah, u look prettier den last time !
Me: haha thank you! u want more toppings is it? =x
B: no la, dun need more toppings haha. Is it got boyrfriend already? U're like glowing leh..
Me: no la no bf.. maybe cuz u nvr see me too long den miss me haha..
B: haha!

I swear, there's no such thing as the "glow of love" in my dict now. LOL it's the fucking glow of falling OUT of love. LOL. Nice. U guys just made my day, PLUS increased the size of my already very big ego. LOL

Note: copied from someone in FB- "Sometimes, whn things dont work out between 2 ppl; it ain't because they dont love each other anymore, but that they have forgotten what brought them together in e first place "
Nice quote, I like it. :)

-May Bo-

♥ 5:57 PM