Distance. A great excuse for almost anything.
1. I'm late cuz I stay very far away
2. I can't fall in love with him cuz he's on the other side of the planet
3. I feel so distant from u. Can we break up?
4. That things too far la, I can't reach. Hand short.
5. I'm not gonna buy that piece of clothing cuz it makes me look short and stumpy.
6. My hair too short cannot use to mop floor D:
7. Fingernails short cannot do Mani pedi.
8. Penis too short. Too ashamed to have sex. Wait to grow it longer den maybe can have sex.
9. Skirt too short cannot sit or bend.
10. You're to short to be my bf/gf
-May Bo-
♥ 8:37 PM